Stolen Jokes

Why do cranky doctors specialize in midgets?
Because they have little patience.
Ba-dump-bum

A grasshopper jumps on a barstool and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You know we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper responds, "Really, you have a drink called Steve?"
Ba-dump-bum

Upon eating a circus clown, one cannibal says to another, "He tasted kind of funny."
Ba-dump-bum

What did Mickey Mouse cite as the reason for divorce from Minnie Mouse?
She was fucking Goofy.
Ba-dump-bum

Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the desk clerk three spikes and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"
-cymbal crash-

That's all folks