Why do cranky doctors specialize in midgets?
Because they have little patience.
A grasshopper jumps on a barstool and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You know we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper responds, "Really, you have a drink called Steve?"
Upon eating a circus clown, one cannibal says to another, "He tasted kind of funny."
What did Mickey Mouse cite as the reason for divorce from Minnie Mouse?
She was fucking Goofy.
Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the desk clerk three spikes and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"
That's all folks