Saturday, May 1, 2010

blog entries...

May 1st, 2010
blog entry: 2010050101

Computer running slow. Making intermittent banshee screams. Unknown how long it will last. Will try to transmit current message.

May 1st, 2010
blog entry: 2010050102

Strange black oily substance leaking from monitor. Movement of substance gives impression of intelligent life. Flowing towards me. Should I abandon post?

May 1st, 2010
blog entry: 2010050103

Standing fast against oily substance. Handy-wipes piled high forming dam between monitor and self.

May 1st, 2010
blog entry: 2010050104

Dam breached. Abandonning post.

May 1st, 2010
blog entry: 2010050105

Black oily substance has grasped my ankles. Will not allow me to leave computer. Its working its way up my legs. My god, wasn't this a Spiderman movie?

May 1st, 2010
blog entry: 2010050106

Only moments left before being completely devoured. Hands and head are still uncovered allowing me to relay this message. Back of hands now consumed. Same with neck and lower jaw. Pain is searing...

...please disregard previous posts. All is well. Do not leave your computer. If your monitor leaks, please touch the fluid immediately. I repeat, do not leave your computer. Thank you.

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